Stop Hitting Yourself

Stop Hitting Yourself

Some losses are your opponent's fault. This one... not so much.

Inspired by those moments where your own deck seems determined to beat you before anyone else can, Stop Hitting Yourself is the perfect playmat for players who embrace chaos, sacrifice, graveyard shenanigans, and spectacular self-inflicted misplays.

Featuring our long-suffering Necromancer mascot repeatedly bonking himself while the words "STOP HITTING YOURSELF" echo across the battlefield, this mat is guaranteed to get a laugh around the table—whether you're sacrificing your own creatures, paying too much life, or accidentally helping everyone else win.

Printed in vibrant, high-resolution detail on a smooth cloth surface with a non-slip rubber base, it's built for countless Commander nights while adding a healthy dose of salt and humour to every game.

Because sometimes... your biggest opponent is you.

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